Some people will not like this

You're an abomination ...

 

I too have observed our colonial cousins have a penchant for ladies of size, also that there is a preference for the ginger variety.

 

There's hope for you yet then. Pair of fishnets and a ginger wig and you'll be beating em off with a ****ty stick.

 

You can come round to mine for a swally if you want.
Flat 2/2
94 Calder street

(Bring beer)