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Daniel Sturridge and England.

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Do they all send whatsapp messages as long as epic poetry ?!
     
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  2. Diego

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    Sounds like he failed and is now asking your advice to me <ok>
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    ahem, cultural differences, everythings great when you've all had many many großer biers and are speaking the same language of bier
     
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  4. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    They do call themselves the land of poets.
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    RE: England, all i saw was clowns <yikes>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I am scared i might be coerced into marrying into Deutsche
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    There are worse things mate. Found yourself a nice Bavarian Fräulein.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    She is sehr sehr nett/schön, but these whatsapps are gonna eat up all the storage on my phone and I feel obliged to match her in the replies
     
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    Marry her - she'll soon stop talking to you. <ok>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    she's got me messaging in zee deutsch already, i am being prepared, soon she will be asking for my measurements for lederhosen
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Just don't mention the war.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I did nazi that coming...

    #shamelesspunstealing
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Bloody women, forcing you to talk to them.

    You going to be coming back more often then?
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    might have to, let's see what develops, got pretty much everything in common, except being on the same landmass <laugh>
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    i like germany, it's clean
     
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  16. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    A penis?

    #givingbiscanabreak
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    ja, sie zeigte mir eine schöne wurst, war sehr lecker
     
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  18. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    This is (generally) true. I'm not 100% certain why, but I think at the end of the day it's probably a cultural thing.
     
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  19. Germlands Nozzer

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    Google translate?
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    the toilets though ... why does the **** have to land on that little platform above the water ?
     
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