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  1. hull_tiger

    hull_tiger New Member

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  2. Girt Bucket

    Girt Bucket Well-Known Member

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    I opened the door for a clown today.

    It was a nice Jester.
     
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    Girt Bucket, Oct 11, 2016
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  3. Girt Bucket

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    3 clowns went to beat me up today.

    I went straight for the Juggler.

    Boom Tish......
     
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  4. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    just the way society is
    all over social media and people love getting on band wagons

    bunch of wierdos if you ask me
     
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Should be easy to catch the idiots.

    (You try running in clown-shoes...)
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Oct 11, 2016
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  6. Brucebones

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    It's all fun & games until someone gets hurt!
    And they will do!
     
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    i've always hated clowns. they're meant to be funny and they never are. they're sinister. most kids hate them.
     
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    Two ****ers were hid in the cemetery near Walton Street crossing and jumped out on my mate's sister and daughter as they left fair. They chased them for a fair while, and the young lass was completely freaked out, hasn't been able to go in to school since.

    I'm going for a wander through said cemetery with him tonight. We're gonna see how ****ing funny these clowns really are.
     
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  9. Steven Toast

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    Isn't jumping out at kids dressed as a clown a sure fire way to have your arse kicked? My first reaction would be to protect the people I love most (me) so I'm gonna go ****ing postal on anybody who jumps out wearing a clown outfit.

    Also, since when were clowns ****ing scary? They're children's entertainers (albeit outdated ones), they aren't supposed to be scary. Either drunk, rude or inept. Never scary.

    People say they have a fear of clowns, it's bullshit. Dress as an escaped mental patient, sure, but not a clown.
     
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    I think they need the **** kicking out of em.

    I must admit your story sounds ****ing funny though.
     
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  11. Mr Hatem

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    I am sure you are an expert on weirdos
     
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    Here are two more ****ing clowns who scare most City fans on here ****less.



    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Girt Bucket

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    Well an abiding quality I share with Clowns Is a merge of sinister mirth. As Kids My Sister and I & family are at a Circus. Clowns running the outskirts of the tent ring , Interacting with the Audience. All of a sudden a clown grabs my Sister and carry's her to the centre of the ring. Screaming She Is at this stage, kicking him as She's being carried. The Aim was to put her on the back of a miniature pony whilst being led around for a lap. My Sis has a short dress on , that's riding up against the clown as She's being carried. Still terrified and screaming , She wets her knickers in full view of the whole tent. The clown realising this puts her down and lets her run back to the family. I never laughed so much in my life. Who said clowns don't make us laugh.
     
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    Junior !!
     
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    Seems now the cats out the bag people are just fighting back , seen a few vids of the clowns getting chased n slapped ... much funnier tbh.
     
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    We are Hull.

    Any of these divs cross your path, you must pagger or bray **** out of em!

    Then, if you have it in you, croggy them to Infirmary. Clown shoe twats!
     
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    Trau Morgus, Oct 11, 2016
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    Best day of year approaching... Halloween.

    Here's the best clown ever. And he's from Hull!

     
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    All true except for Stephen Kings It
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Cant people just think of the clowns as summat for the COC then they'll love it.
     
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    The Capital One Cup?
     
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