Genuine question - why ? Come back mate . We need you. Plus, we can all congregate around your orange jacket.
Non-League groundhopper, I was at Barrow v Maidstone last Saturday. Genuine question, why are you stalking?
There is a list of things I would never want to do in life, and going to watch Dorking V Chatham is very close to the top.
No 1 is going to Dorking V Chatham with a mini Austin Powers lookalike in a pink/orange/olive coat, whilst hearing about his obsession for fornicating with old age pensioners.