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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah... he bascially should just vanish with his car and rolex and laugh he had a good time on her coin.

    I would agree with you.

    This latest euromillions one for example. thats just crazy numbers. If i'd won say 2/3 mil on the ordinary one i agree i would fake a new job or investment thing as you say with the missus.

    If I won the euromillions is a great conversation but when you hear people would start handing out 500k to this family member and that etc etc.. well it'd kill half the missus's family they are that bad.

    If you win the euro millions i think you have to move towns... buy a new house and act like you were always wealthy so you have to lose all your firends really. if not it'd be total bedlum and lose them anyway.

    however i do have my ticket for the draw tonight.

    I would like to win say... 750k. that'd be tasty., ok make 1.5mil... lets be reasonable.

    sink 500k into a pension. that goes a long way doesn't it to looking after everything long term. Sink 500k into a house (yeah you can if you go get a nice bloody one) sink another 200k into a house in spain or something. College funds... and just continue to work but be mortgage free, no worries about the dotage and have things sorted. Buy a nice second hand car for example.

    I'd be on the pigs back!

    If i won (what is it now 130mil?) what would i do with it?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I already have my lottery winning story worked out.

    1) Don't tell anyone.
    2) Collect money but don't spend anything for a few months (so when I do start no one can put two and two together and realise I had money at same time someone in SC won lottery).
    3) Move far away claiming I had new job.
    4) Tell people in whatever new place I move to that I have written licensed software but can't discuss it due to NDA and am living on license fees.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    1) This is why you moved to the States
    2) This is why you had a stalker and keep your ID secret
    3) Explains how you have your very own office including an aquarium because you set up a fake office/business so you can send pics to the wife
    4) I accept paypal <ok>
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Does she loves her boyfriend or her money?.In this case I would say her money,if she has not won the lottery she will still be with her boyfriend.
    "Love of money is the root of all evils"
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    3). I'm lucky to have own office most of coworkers don't but I'm considered a senior developer so got moved higher up order to receive one. All developers had one in old building. We could potentially have sensitive data on screen so we should all really have one.

    The work fish tank is one I brought from home. Only 10 gallon small one. (Keep a 150g one at home)
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino to rotate squad for Liverpool League Cup tie
    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...m-manager-mauricio-pochettino-rotate-11987915
    Spurs boss happy to make numerous changes for trip to Anfield
    Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp (left) and Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino shake hands prior to the Premier League match at White Hart Lane, London. Steve Paston/PA Wire.
    Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says he will rotate his squad for the League Cup visit to Liverpool later this month.

    Spurs travel to Anfield for the fourth-round clash on October 25 having seen off Gillingham in round three – a night when Pochettino made numerous changes to his line-up.
    He gave debuts to Georges-Kevin N’koudou, Anton Walkes, Cameron Carter-Vickers and Marcus Edwards, with Harry Winks making his first start.

    And though Liverpool, who have named a strong XI in both of their EFL Cup ties so far, should pose a sterner test, Pochettino says he will keep faith with his youngsters.
    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...m-manager-mauricio-pochettino-rotate-11987915
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    When I won I kept it very quite. Did not even tell my immediate family.

    None of them were in desperate need and all fairly comfortable. I also thought giving them a share may mean their kids felt they did not have to try to earn a living because their parents had shared in my good fortune. I believe it could have ruined them. Imagine how I would have felt if their kids had turned to drugs, or became wasters just because of my actions. So I decided to keep my win quiet and act as if nothing had changed. It was only £25 mind, but I think I behaved correctly.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Deffo got me <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just finishing The Color Purple, very good book.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apart from the ****ing spelling <grr>
     
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  13. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Author have to be American.
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I think RHC realized this. In his defense, American spelling isn't his favorite thing. <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You missed the other two. <doh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah but that's what the book is called. <laugh>

    The Life of Pi next.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was already too incensed to bite on the other two <grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It still annoys. The Life of Pi is outstanding <ok>

    Try Cocaine Nights and Super-Cannes by JG Ballard
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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