Off Topic Who would play YOU in a film?

Or flipping it a little...... who do you think will play a poster of your choice on the Toon or wider not606 board?

I'd probably have someone like Jonny Lee Miller play me.

A bit or an oddball......

 

I think @commachio1 would be played by Phil Glenister... aka Gene Hunt.....

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I would play myself.

An extraordinary actor.

Indeed.

 

...Jason Statham

 

Erich 'Butterbean' Esch.

 

He would have to put on weight though. Or wear another fat suit?

 

He would cover 'the teenage years' when I was slim

 

I've been told I look like Zach Braff and James McAvoy.
In fairness it's all bollocks cos someone has approached me saying I look like a young Pete Townsend and a friend of mine swears I look like Nicky wire.
I'd suggest the weirdest one was Louis Figo, I'm pasty as they come. Seems the requirements ofy celeb lookalike is dark hair!
If anyone remembers Toby Mills in Hollyoaks he's like my twin!

 

As I'm the best looking 62 year old on the planet I'd be nailed on for George Clooney.
I also reckon I'd make a canny Albert Steptoe.

 

Is that because you're a 'dirrrty old man' or just look like him ??


the thought of you having a bath in the kitchen sink

 

I can say that Paul Newman has asked me if I'm available to play him in his autobiographical film being filmed next year.

 

I can't have a decent sh!t in the sink these days for all the dirty dishes.

 

Roy Munson

 

I'm assuming he's asked you through a medium.

 

He means Paul Newman, that inbred guy who works on the pig farm.

 

Ah....apologies. In that case he could play Rodney Trotter.

 

Boris Karlof

 

Probably God but outside that I don't think there's anyone good enough

 

I reckon it would be Paul Dummett. He eats Meusli as well - just not enough.

 

Actually maybe valleys horse