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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    He he, but really Flanders list is as **** as his jokes.

    Gayming
    Touchy stuff
    Cok


    I mean come on!
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .. how do you know so much about his kids? ...
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    To be honest it was a generic response. I wouldn't advice anyone to choose anyone's soppy bollocks.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    "advise" <whistle>
     
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  5. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    1- MoJo's..2-Cheap Beer...3-Not 606 ...4-Knife Hits ..5-Neighbours wife ..
     
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  6. Stan

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    I went to the effort of posting a pic of Michelle Keegan in a bikini and the rest of you post "sleeping", "eating", "****ting".

    ****ing useless the lot of you.

    Where's @petersaxton's list?!
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    ****ing serial killer!
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Is your neighbour married to a moose?
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    ... this is getting surreal :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  10. seabreeze

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    Could be ,she is a cow ..
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Have you had another fall?

    So is she a Moose or a cow?
     
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  12. Chief

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    Golf
    Tea in the morning
    Ale on a Friday evening
    Biltong
    The Smiths
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You been watching Our Girl?

    It's ****e but she is ****ing awesome. If there were a perfect woman for me, she is it.
    Manc, loves her music, beautiful, dark hair, dark skinned, slim without being skinny and

    big tits.

    <ok>
     
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  14. Stan

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    Haven't watched that but I clocked her on Corrie. She's got massive ears but apart from that she's just about perfect. Her tits deserve their own fan club.
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Driving my Rover 25
    Getting to level 4 on Guitar Hero
    Pretending to be a Lawyer
    Using photoshop to fake a Cambridge degree certificate
    Trying to find the hole on a Dildo
     
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    I should probably fess up about that comment above, it's not quite true ...



























    The missus owns the Rover 25
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

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    1. Being an old git
    2. Moaning about young people
    3. Hating people who are younger than me
    4. Talking about the good old days
    5. Laughing at people falling over
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Boobs

    Golf

    Beer

    Bacon

    Animals
     
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  19. Stan

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    Pete?
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Wrong account <rofl>
     
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