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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    In a vain attempt to stop the tedium of International football here is the latest thread of nonsense.

    There's even a poll.

    List 5 quite pointless things that you love. I don't want meaningful crap like your mum, your wife or God I want the trash that you love, see my list as an example.

    You should post the list within 2 minutes of reading the OP, no long thinking on it allowed.

    1. Televison
    2. Red Pepperami
    3. Reading (Books not the ****ing town in Berkshire y'pedantic twats)
    4. Xbox
    5. Blow Jobs (receiving not giving but hey if the other way is your thing then crack on)
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Do you mean reading a book or the town in Berkshire?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Books. That's the English language for you.
     
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  4. Stan

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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    1. Gaming
    2. Enter the dragon (film)
    3. Techy stuff
    4. Football
    5. Coke (drink)
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Minge

    That's all you're getting
     
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  7. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Is that what Mrs Luvgonzo said when she got to the end of Luv's list?
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Crosswords
    Cooking
    Travelling
    Swimming
    Drinking
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    1. The sea or ocean. Being in them.
    2. Women. Being in them.
    3. Movies. Being in them.
    4. Threesomes. Being in them.
    5. Indian and Oriental restaurants. Eating in them.
    6. Foreign countries. Being in them.
     
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  10. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    1 PC gaming
    2 Films (action type)
    3 Electronics
    4 Play fighting the mutt
    5 Kick boxing (as long as I dont get clobbered to hard)
     
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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Go with your instinct mate, if you prefer men go for it....
     
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  12. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Sex
    Sushine
    Gym and any kind of exercise
    My guitar
    My kids
     
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  13. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    Fresh figs
    Rioja
    Swimming
    Ripper Street
    University Challenge (when I get more than three questions right)
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Jelly Sculpting
    Walking The Bee
    Unravelling the Gordion Knot
    Subbuteo Angling
    Asexual Golf
     
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Marijuana
    Booty calls
    Food
    Xbox
    Sleep
     
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  16. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    1. Having a ****
    2. Takeaways
    3. My phone
    4. TV
    5. Being a picky ****er

    :)
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Yawn
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You have to list 5 you dumb MoFo <whistle>
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Can't choose your kids soppy bollocks.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good call, no kids unless breaking the rules is in your list.
     
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