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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    fs you must have lived with some tramps in Oz<laugh>
     
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  2. SaveTheHumans

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    Is there any other stripes???
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> I just assumed you were all the same m8
     
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    We are. Don't mind Mick.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    <laugh> I had a pair of chaps but mine were suede with tassels down the sides. I am not even joking.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Pics or it never happened.

    If no pics provided. Please delete my account @brb
     
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  7. SaveTheHumans

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    We know you're not. We know.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    If you use plenty of talcum powder rubber gear is easy to get into but you sweat something chronic and the talc can leave a nasty residue in the cracks, it goes a bit like paste. There are lubes which you can polish up your rubber gear with so it is nice and shiny instead of dull looking.

    The hardest I have ever been was when I bought a bird a rubber dress and she wore it with over the knee boots and no knickers. Got so horny I could have laid rail tracks with The Chap. The thing I remember most about the vigorous session that followed was she had a very tiny speck of white in the middle of her piggy ring (possibly bog roll, could have been cotton fluff) and it was all I could think about as I drilled her "faire le chien". We parted ways within a week.
     
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    "Tips in the G-String, make my living"

     
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    How often do you have to sign for the registered sex offenders Grove m8? Is it weekly like the dole...
     
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    I signed up ages ago but it was a waste of time, despite putting my name and address down no sex offenders have ever tried to contact me.

    Can't wait to meet Louis Theroux.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. SaveTheHumans

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    Why is the left leg shorter than the right ?
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    It's in perspective
     
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    Back on topic. What shoes/boots did you wear with those?
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Did you know brogue is an Irish word for shoe,brĂ³g and going by the history all brogues would be the most Irish shoe ever.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brogue_shoe

    Though I may add you see a lad with broga nua and the bully or arsehole with try and scuff them.I just watched Boardwalk Empire and one of the Feds noticed his colleague had new 'wingtips',didn't know what he meant but now I do from that link,every day is a school day.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    And I may add Boardwalk Empire was ****ing brilliant,if it was a play all the actors would be there for hours for the standing ovation.<applause>
     
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    I loved the first 2 seasons. Michael Shannon was ****ing awesome.
     
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