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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I WOULDNT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU AUSSIE
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Today I woke up, and I saw an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman standing in the corner of the room.

    I thought to myself, is this some kind of joke?..........
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i woke and saw that i still need a number under 49 for wednesdays lotto
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Only if you handed them an axe and a shovel and said them to take their pick!
     
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  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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  6. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Today I helped kiwi finish off his lottery numbers.
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    today i woke up and saw sd had finished the six numbers
    that will get me a line in the 1 million dollar draw
    to enter the 16 million dollar draw i now need a powerball number
    between 1 and 10 please
    i will continue to use these numbers in the hope i win and we can have a barnsley forum meet up in new zealand
     
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Everyone loves a good number two!
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    2 it is
    will start using these numbers from tomorrow
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I can't be bothered to work out the percentage I should be receiving from the winnings but it's well over 50% now <laugh>
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i will get my people to talk to your people
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I've got people?

    I won't be able to pay them until you win though.
    Maybe they'll take nothing in exchange, there's plenty going around.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    barnsley not606 lottery numbers

    9
    18
    22
    25
    33
    37


    powerball 2

    every Wednesday and Saturday starting tomorrow
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    seems the numbers only go to 40 sd
    can you choose another one please
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What about 181 or 69?
     
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    Today I woke up with the sun shining yet again.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ta sd
     
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    Any time <ok>
     
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    Didn't realise it was the NZ lottery you should have said 23
     
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