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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    The Barnsley forum whippet says...

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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    right then
    i have had a load come in
    might get some more tomorrow
    so i need this lot shifting

    you will never see prices like this again







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    <laugh>

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    A new shop to rival the 99p shops, it's called "Skint world" aimed at the jobless and bankrupt in life. Nothing for sale or to buy as you don't have a pot to p!ss in!....
     
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  4. UTRs

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    My kind of shop!
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE

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    I have never seen a supermarket so overloaded with nothing!
    I could spend no time at all checking it all out!
     
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  6. Wherever

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    Is there an "close to sell by date" area
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I have never seen a supermarket so overloaded with nothing!
    I could spend no time at all checking it all out![/QUOTE]

    My kind of place, so much to choose from!
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    down by the tills
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Aye . . . . 'till' you get there and discover that there are none :emoticon-0138-think

    . . . . just what you want :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  11. Wherever

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    Brilliant no special offers, I'll take two
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You lot are completely barmy.....




    I went in there earlier and completely cleared the empty shelves, so there's nothing left at all now. I have rented an empty store, and am keeping it there until the price goes up. Yep, I've cornered the market in nothing, and intend to hold you all to ransom. The teachers told me before I left school that I wouldn't amount to anything in the future. Who is laughing now, eh ? HaHaHaHaHa !

    By the way my new shop opens Thursday morning at 9 am. It's buy one, get one free for the first 500 customers.......
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    the price wont go up woops

    i have more stock on the way

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    You rotter kiwi !

    My suppliers told me they would give me exclusive access to nothing whatsoever :steam:
     
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    I don't mean to be flash or anything but I'll let you take a peek in my warehouse

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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sorry SD, I can't see anything - what should I be looking for ?
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    thats not a warehouse

    this is a warehouse
    one of my smallest
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    This is the ground floor of a 20 storey warehouse I have access to in Barnsley. There is nothing in any of the boxes.

    Mine's bigger than yours kiwi - nah, nah, ne nah nah :p
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    we have so much nothing that we are having to build new facilities
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    Barnsley looks so different in the sunshine...
     
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