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  1. saintanton

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    Various other peoples about whom very little is known as far as I'm aware. Beaker people, for one.
    The Celts got here sometime in the first millennium BC - there have been some sort of humans here continuously since the last ice age.
    The Celts, like all other ethnic groups before or since, simply migrated here and either pushed out or integrated with those already here.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Actually they would have.

    At whatever point in the evolutionary history of the chicken you say the species evolved from a proto-chicken to a chicken... That individual with the mutation that caused it to cross the line into being a chicken had to be an egg before it was a chicken. Therefore egg wins.

    Besides they're only really technically "chickens" if raised for meat otherwise they're hens. Presumably the first "chicken" in history wasn't a farmed one so was a hen not a chicken. <ok>
     
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    Admirable bit of pedantry there. :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    If a dinosaur lays an egg and a mutant chicken hatches, is it a chicken egg or a mutant dinosaur egg?
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

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    The mutation happens in the cell that is developing before it is layed... So it would be a dinosaur laying a mutant chicken egg.
     
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    In truth though lines between species are blurred in most cases.
     
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    It would cut out several million years of evolution.
     
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    I thought it was absolutely fowl.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

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    Stick to ****ing computers. Leave the science to the specialists <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    Not Scousers and mancs <ok>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Hen again you would.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    But how did you know?

    #zingywould
     
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  13. Zingy

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    That was an offal attempt
     
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    Just say this ad on TV where this dwarf or pc "little person" is on his first day and everyone runs and hides.

    Apparently it's for some thing to help us "normals" to not feel awkward.

    **** ME

    serious if this was an ad for coloured people or for feminists there'd be huge out cry.

    Wow..... astounding.
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

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    If you cluck refresh it might look better.
     
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    What a surprise Tyson Fury has tested positive for cocaine. That's the end of any title fight with Klitschko
     
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    I bet he's furious.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Excellent. That ends any talk of not stripping him and he can shut the **** up about faking mental issues which is very low of him. The titles can be set up for a big fight with Klitschko and aj.
     
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    Well what a good start to a weekend. I became a Grandad for the second time at 2.45 am, little lad to look after his elder sister. Then LFC win a match they could easily have lost as they never turned up for the first half.

    I have done the lottery for the first time in ages just to see if good luck runs in threes as is claimed.
     
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