Off Topic Haircuts

I went to Indonesia and got my pubes plaited, bum hair quiffed and a blow dry (job) all for £ 9.50, mind you she did have hairy slippers.

 

Skinhead

 

2 round the sides and robbie williams style on top. HE copied me way back.

 

Robbie Willian's style oh dear

 

54 years old full head of hair, mixed silver and brown, young blond lass usually cuts it, scissors only regular trim, £10 including £2.00 tip.

 

I pay £7 but leave the young lass a tenner.
In Turkey I pay 10TL for a haircut so £3.

 

Looks like we should all be flying to Turkey for a haircut.

 

Turks have barber shops all over England now. They have muscled in.

And do a better job!

 

Indeed. The overcharge here though.
As well as a haircut they do awesome shaves and face packs.

 

Partly bald so what I do have left gets the grade 1 treatment, otherwise it just looks stupid.

 

Ffs, I have more hair on my back than I do on my legs <what gives?>

 

I'll stick to the lasses doing mine, not only do they look better but they smell better an all.

 

I'm going for one of these next time >>>>>>

 

Double crown and a "cows-lick" mean it is pretty much impossible to do anything but a "2/3 on the sides, little longer on top, spiked up in a mini mohawk"

 

1 on the sides. Maybe a 3 or 4 on top.

Cut every 2 weeks.

Ive had some niffty cut down the years. From Mohicans and Horseshoes to fully on baldy..

Ive never had long hair since i was about 12.

Now its silvery/brown. Well more silver.

 

Hair here is sadly in need of a cut. Wife puts it into a ponytail as it's half way down my back. Looks a fecking mess and I have a bit of a 'spot' going on so I am going to have act my age and get it cut above my shoulders.

 

You are everything i despise.

 

number 2
wouldn't go to a turk if they paid me
English guy has a barbers for years Turkish guy moves next door or closer if he could ,charges 50 p less and every one leaves the guy that has been cutting their hair for years ,do me a favour,
I might be a fool but I'm a loyal fool

 

Well, this is what happens when one works for oneself and living in the sticks after a year travelling in a motorhome. There's no need to get suited and booted and, frankly, who cares if I look very much like an aging rocker because, basically, that's what I am.

And no regrets and no apologies.

 

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