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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Full head of naturally brown hair, cut short to 1 on both sides and the back, top cut to four and swept over with a line shaved in at the parting.

    Wow! Kaboom!.....cost £7, give him a tenner, takes ten years of moi.

    What's your haircut, if any, you lot? :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Baldies can still answer!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anyone can answer! <desperate> <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    please log in to view this image


    ^^ Alright then, you lot asked for it, average toon Not606 member <laugh>
     
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  5. Tol3

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    I like a minor quiff like morrisey, elvis or Don draper are in my mind. I come out looking like Pete instead :(
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    I favour Mr Sheen and a duster.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Cheaper in the long run!

    My mate is bald but I reckon he'd look ill with hair, I've only ever known him like kojak.
     
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    The thing is baldness only happens to men so most of the f@ckers on here will always have hair...<laugh>
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I go for the homemade number three with clippers

    #cheapskate
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My missus used to do mine but made my heed look like a tennis ball.
     
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    no 2 (self) crop..though its looking less and less likely to be needed as the years pile up ..<wah> ...shall soon be joining the growing (or should that be the thinning) ranks of the baldie not606 brigade
     
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    Could we think of a team of baldies?

    Shelvey to start with in midfield.

    Any others?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    (The current) Shearer 'up top'.
     
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    Dion Dublin up with Shearer (or maybe at the back if we have a surplus of baldie strikers)
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Jaap Stam at the back, Ketsbaia in midfield, Tim Howard in goal.
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I suffered from alopecia since the age of 3, no laughing matter when you're young
    so anybody who tried to grab my hair ended up with a mouthfull of knuckle
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye but you've got to make the most of it, look at Kojak, he just wouldn't have been the same with a mop of hair.

    He'd have looked like a perv licking that lollipop while sporting a Scouser perm.
     
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    No 3 all over then all the bits tidied up, shaved, head neck and shoulder massage, hot wet towels to clean up afterwards, all for less than a fiver. Welcome to Indonesia.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Blimey, imagine what you could get with a tenner? <whistle>
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Sad thing is No 3 isn't a haircut it just what he calls the 4th servant!!!

    :(
     
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