The Virtual Betting Shop

Nice one, Cyc, oil the wheels of the wheelbarrow. SA will soon invite you to worship at the shrine of Arkle in his attic, methinks?

 

And our esteemed bookmaker gave me 8-15, so I'm pumped to have made a massive killing Swanny.

 

Highly Toxic - Fairyhouse 5.05. £400 win @ 11/4 Corals

Edit. Non runner

 

May I please have a small dabble on the Braehmer - Cleverly fight on the weekend Ron?

200 Braehmer to win on points at 5-4 StanJames.
50 Cleverly to win on points at 7-2 StanJames.

Thanks mate.

 

£50 e/w Safira Menina in the 16:30 Brighton today, Ron, at the 14/1 generally available atm. Heck, it might be even better SP? Thanks.

 

Tempted to back Open The Red in that Swanny but not going to.

 

Arc tomorrow 02/10/2016: £50 win Makahiki @ 13/2 with Wm.Hill (Oddschecker). Thank you.

 

Chantilly 15:05.

Silverwave. 100 place at a quarter of 22-1. Paddypower.

Thanks Ron.

 

Chantilly

16:35 £80 Meccas Angel 15/8 PP

17:15 £60 Limato 5/6 Lad

 

16:40 Ludlow - £100 e/w Frozen Over at SP. Thanks Ron.

 

20:50 Kempton - £50 e/w Garter at SP. Thanks Ron.

 

Nice one Swanny

 

Thanks Ron

 

15:15 Ayr - £100 e/w Lady Joanna Vassa @ 9/2 (generally available atm). Thanks Ron.

 

VBS regrets to inform you that it can only accept £5 ew on this bet. As a valued customer we wish you every success and look forward to to you returning to a losing run

 

Well, alright, beggars can't be choosers! But what about this bounder Cyclonic, with his huge odds-on boxing bets, is he on a limit?

 

His account is closed

 

OK, Ron, no sweat, back to 'business as usual'!

 

18:25 Chelmsford - £50 e/w Island In The Sky @10/1 (Wm.Hill & BetVictor). Thanks Ron.

 

To whom it may concern at the senior levels of the VBS, it's come to the attention of out client, one Cyclonic the Magnificent, that his account bearing a rather healthy sum, has been closed due to his outstanding success when plunging on long odds on chances in the sweet science. We would respectfully ask that you reopen his account and let the brilliant ****er go about his business as usual. He means no harm and is of fine character, which we at this law firm can readily attest to. We've been trying to lever him into an action against that shonky establishment you have the temerity to market as a Betting Shop, but he'll have none of it, all he wants is the chance to chance his arm. He's advised us to ask the VBS to man up and grow a pair. He's happy to invest the full balance of his account on a boxing match that will allow the VBS the opportunity to send him to the wall, at very little risk to itself. We look forward to a quick resolution to the matter at hand. If the Chairperson of the VBS suddenly discovers that his gonads are surrounded by hair, we feel he might be inclined to accept the bet listed below.

Dillian Whyte. The full balance of Mr. Cyclonic's account to be invested on the aformentioned athlete to win the BBB of C British Heavyweight Title at odds of 1-7.

Yours with the utmost respect,

Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel.

Attornies at Law.