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POOVES Employee to star in new reality show

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Brian Matthews, boyfriend of POOVES leader Barrie Lochrie, is to star in Glasgow's very own version of popular spasticated TV show TOWIE, which is loved and adored by the Nigels.



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    She's got a fair set of diddys on her.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> we met him in toon once. He was also on dinner date.
     
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    No wonder I get murderous urges. ****ing airheids.
     
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    Once the Qua takeover is complete, it looks like the Kavali Nightclub is going to have The LYT smash **** out of it.
     
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    Brian looks like he enjoys smelling his own farts then critiquing them with the same expertise as a sommelier judges wines.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The ****s a barman in G-Town ffs

    Don't let him fool ye folks
     
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    He's a hun as well <laugh>
     
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    He turned up to the door on dinner date wearing nothing but an apron and a pair of marigolds. Says it all folks.
     
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    he won it too

    that was the same episode the guy who cuts my hair was on it <laugh>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You can tell that a well groomed gentleman is a Protestant.

    It's in the chinos.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>
     
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    Apparently she was shagging Mo Edu. She should go into a special list along with Monaco and Simon that is marked "Miscegenists"
     
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    Too many Huns for me

    Bhoycotted
     
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    ****in' hell <laugh>

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    <laugh> Wee Hardie all over Not606. His brother's bird is some bit of gear :bandit:
     
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