I asked the unit to bring a spliff to the Cheese later, but she said she wouldn't as it's being watched Pigs must be hard up for something to do
she failed. tell her to get some black rimmed glasses and chew on a pencil..... hmmmmm..... **** soiled my pants.
I was pissed off at the ones I got last week... Had warnings about being habit forming, don't operate machinery, etc. Didnt do a bloody thing. Literally, no pain relief, no other side effects. No sleepiness.
Good night in there last night, although it didn't start off well. I got dropped off there after work and sat on a bench outside for a *** before going in. Next minute, I felt something at the top of my shoulder and put my hand down to scratch it. It was a ****ing wasp and the little **** stung me I managed to flick it out and it landed on the floor in front of me. It gave me great pleasure to grind the horrible twat into oblivion. Denice and Mandy were on in tandem and both were pissed, so the 'bucas were flying out. My eldest arrived and got a free large white from Denice. She was followed by the others I was expecting, so a good turnout and a splendid evening. I then went home and had a big, fat spliff and a good night's sleep. Most enjoyable. No tits, though.
