What are you doing?

I'm listening to Pale Shelter by Tears For Fears on youtube.

 

2 kitchens pre dinner meltdown was a particular highlight for me, as was God's fun sized Mars Bar ****ting himself that Stan knows his gaffer.

Melty

 

Tune that Matt

 

Orite Sky, haven't seen you around today laikh.

Been busy makin smoke patterns on your gay vape device laikh arr kid?

 

oh ghad! butthurtlock is in the #igotownedsoimgonnapretendtoownsomeoneelselikemydadhaig zone!!

"hut hut, in da but but" to quote one of the greatest rappers of our time.

dont be like tobes, no one likes a tobes

 

Yeah I read that...fantastic thread.

 

Thanks Tobes, I'm now listening to eyes without a face by Billy Idol.

 

**** you long time mudhafukkkkkaaaaaaa

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Yawn.

 

Just seen a girl I used to work with on Newsnight. She's put on a lot of weight since 2007.

 

"the lads know" when butthurtlock says "im in on the bet but im going away in august/im bottlejobbing it like daddy"

add this to tobes' midweek "yuh mah" car crash and ive pretty much owned and discarded you both like a pair of jiz covered socks i found down the back of the bed on my annual clean

gnite girls

 

Your **** doesn't work on me....it never has....you know this....**** you...ill kill you...

Goodnight Babes x

 

gnite honeybun xx

 

Which drive?

I have several garages and lock ups, too.

And a number of cars.

 

Of course you do HIAB, that's why your 'super model' Mrs smokes round in a Rover 25. She must be the envy of the ladies who lunch

 

You've done well, Brother.

And, yes, I sense your ennui with the Skiddy-trashing. I grew tired of toying with him long ago. Occasionally, I'll have a swipe, but it's all reflex. Like a cat striking at a piece of string dragged slowly across the carpet.

 

It was her choice as a temp fill in. Bought from a mate who happened to have it up for sale at the right time.

Next month, she takes delivery of a Merc ML350. I had one of those, briefly, a couple of years back. Not really my cup of tea, but see liked it.

 

By the way, you clowns... I've just mastered the revolution cut. If you want to know what it's all about, check out the moves of Dan & Dave Buck. I perform a few of their trademark flourishes. It helps to keep my fingers supple and toned for guitar gymnastics.

 

... we are all too aware of how you exercise your fingers ...

 

...or the soon to be created 'Stanley Made To Look A Proper Twat Again' thread ...