Today at the box office

just been in there to get tickets for tomorrows match, and there was a crazy kick off by a very upset bloke. He wanted his season ticket on direct debit but young lass straight out refused. He went crazy in front of everyone saying the club should be grateful people like him had signed up to the 10 year plan, she just kept saying no would not get a manager like he asked.... he shouted f**k the club stormed out not the best advert for the club at all.

 

money up front bitch!!!

 

Surely must have been a valid reason for him being denied direct debit, if he was getting so angry about it and having served the public (bell ends) at various jobs im guessing it was probably his own fault.

 

The girl in the Box Office is only doing what she's told and is probably just getting coppers for doing it. Certainly not enough to put up with abuse anyway.

Very macho of him.

 

The direct debit thing ended ages ago, numpty.

 

He's talking ****e too, if he's already signed up to the ten year scheme they aren't going to change his terms, there were time limits on the lot hence my payments being better than my brothers who dithered over renewing. If he hasn't signed up at all then he's talking yet more rubbish...

 

I hope when it was your turn to be served you started with the line "Yes, I hope you can help, I would like pay for a season ticket by Direct Debit......Only Joking"

Probably won't have been that funny but it's the humour I usually spout out shortly before I'm punched in the face.

 

! This! Once did similar with a girl working in a supermarket who was being chatted up by a drunk homeless guy, was pretty funny.

 

no I asked if I could pay for my 2 tickets @ £4 per month, she thought it was funny

 

But did she agree to let you pay for them at £4 a month?

 

Done the same thing myself a while back in Greggs. This old bird in front of me asked how much the sausage rolls were about twenty times, the lass at the counter was sick of repeating herself. 55p........ 55p......... 55p......

She served me next and asked if she could help...

"How much are the sausage rolls?" I asked...


























Guess you had to be there...

 

nope £40 taking my lass to her 1st ever match hoping it will put her off

 

**** like this brightens up the day if you work in a shop.

 

Or grab random items up in Poundland go up to the staff and ask "How much is this?", "Ok but what about this?", "and this? You should really put price labels on stuff you know". Repeat until punched (again)

 

standard

 

Bloke who worked in the petrol station opposite a nightclub I used to frequent a lot in my youth was a genius.

2am and sozzled as a judges fart I'd stumble across to him. When reaching the little service hatch I'd ask for things such as a sausage roll but not naming it; simply describing it as:

'bout dish looong, you eatsh its and it's gor somein init." Bang - straight away he'd grab a sausage roll.

"ish ina green bag and yoush eatsh it and its nicsh" Salt and Vinegar crisps are picked up.

"shome sheep tabacar n blooo rolhesh" Rolling baccy, blue rizla's.

Never ever got anything wrong in 3 years.

If he was a politician now. I'd damn well vote for him.

 

Except they've heard that a million times, everybody trying to be funny lol

 

Bollocks OT, salt and vinegar were never green bags in your youth. Walkers ruined it for everyone.

 

Sorry to drag this into a snack thread but Riley's crisps were always my favourite growing up. The worcester sauce flavour were the best. Do Riley's still exist?

 

Brannigans in the paper bag with the moustache'd butcher on the front. Nothing was better than the Roast Beef and Mustard flavour, amazingly thick cut crisp and covered in flavour so thick that your cheeks would buzz when you ate them. I refuse to believe that any food will ever will be better than these. Apparently McCoys bought them out and changed them several years ago, **** McCoys.