Xbox

Any Xbox players on here?

 

Was thinking about getting the one s but then I thought will I play it enough now that I'm 29?

PS4s are strictly for ******ed homos so I'm told anyway

 

Fifa out tomorrow. Boy thinks if he sets it to New Zealand he will get it earlier, I've bought it already.

Do I have to get a New Zealand ip address?

 

Don't have a clue.

Hope this helps.

 

That's not how it works

 

Hence why I'm asking

 

Am still Xbox 360. Still got games to play on it I haven't even started yet.

Fuddy was quizzing me recently about what I wanted for xmas and the notion of an Xbox One came up. I said naw.

Not because I don't want one, it's because she plays the Xbox as much as I do (which is a coupla times a month). ****ed if ma xmas pressie is for her as well as me. Sneaky bitch.

 

Reverse the circumstances and it's reasonable enough imo.

 

Aye, but damned if she's gonna pull the **** ah pull on her on me.

 

You need to man up and kick her **** in

 

That wid be Aldo's style.

Ma style is to abuse her mentally and socially, isolate her from her friends and family and then murder her for her assets.

 

Buy her a steel cock ring and butt plug combo .

 

Any advice on the question guise or is it merely a wife battering fred?

 

Looks like a coat hook

 

I like to take mine straight from the freezer.

 

No. Cock ring for me might be ok but certainly not the butt plug for her.

Brought her a "butterfly" back from Amsterdam once and it was weeks before ah got ma hole aff her again. The butterfly then went mysteriously missing

Toys are oot. I also steal/hide all batteries in her hoose to make sure.

 

That is a coat hook. Or a shower ring.

 

I could get banned again or you can just type steel butt plug cock ring into Google

 

Ciaran did

 

...or google shower ring.