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Klopp.. 1 year later

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sucky, Sep 25, 2016.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Even old balding DJs named Norman.
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    You have done it now. You have slagged off RHC's favourite female singer. He will punish you by inviting you to the Cheese, force feeding you pints of Carlsberg, whilst Joni plays for 18 hrs on the jukie. It will be 18 hours of different songs, but it will sound like the same one is playing on a loop. At the end of the 18 hours, if you are still alive, Denise will smack you over the head with her puppies before setting the Rotweiler on you to finish you off.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> Why?
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you forgot to mention baccy dave and the products that will get you smashed...

    however carlsberg? too fancy for the cheese.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You got a ****ing downer on me? <grr>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Carlsberg is not for sale at the Cheese <grr>
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Apologies for getting mixed up with the different types of draft piss that are available. What is it in the Cheese, Hieneken, Skol, Tuborg?

    The only decent draft lager I have ever had in the UK is Bitburger
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <sorry>

    No. I love you like the fun drunk uncle I never had.:emoticon-0109-kiss:

    You're just easy to tease.
     
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    Maybe he should have eaten it more Caerphilly <confused>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Lovrenist!
     
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    She's German, and a granny.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who?
     
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    I despair....
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    All right. I am below par at the moment. I may google her <yikes>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Always below par...you don't even know what Android is. <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can't find his ma, but his Mrs is fit <ok>
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Don't talk to your father-in -law that way !
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <sorry><yikes>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Disrespectful sheep-****ing scrote, dribs. Most defo not my offspring. They have class <ok>
     
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