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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 27, 2016.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This is a handy guide for any complete morons who decide to join this forum.

    Not606 is a sports forum designed to generate debate between fans of various sports, however over time it has warped into bedlam and idiocy.

    This is a rough guide for any unsuspecting people who wander onto the forum.

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    luvgonzo, Sep 27, 2016
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Do not go straight to the General Chat Section of the forum, it is where the Scottish people live and they will try to lure you into a meet up with the intention of killing you and eating you.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Our friend Matthew is only allowed 2 threads a month.

    Or 1 thread every fortnight.

    He's allowed to do 2 threads in one day...but then he can't do any for the rest of the month.

    If my numbers are unfair then do not hesitate to query me.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Please treat the Sunderland board with care, it will at first seem very welcoming but one wrong step and it's carnage with straightners being offered.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    GC is full of ****y ***** inbred bigots, commachio is a regular there.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If you decide that this is not for you then a dramatic leaving thread is required, ranting and a music video is traditional.
     
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  7. Stan

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    If you do venture onto the Chelsea board then leave a trail of breadcrumbs to lead you back to the exit as if you get lost it could be a long time before you encounter anyone to help you. If you do happen to meet someone, they are in all likelihood going to tell you to "**** off you ****" which, ironically, is exactly what you're trying to do.
     
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    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    Avoid the Liverpool board, they smell, if you can pop to the City board they need all the fans they can get <ok>
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You've got this arse about face mate. Not 606 is a forum for designed for beldam and idiocy that sometimes descends into a debate between football fans.
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 27, 2016
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    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Only to you and Watford though. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Depends on which Chav you bump into.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and dyslexics ... you cnut <whistle>
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Rule 1: Don't follow Sucky down a dark alley
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    There is only one Aston Villa fan allowed at a time and they're only permitted to post a weekly results thread.
    Breaking this rule results in Villa being relegated. Apparently.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Leicester fans only arrived in 2015
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Won't fall for that one again.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You must never, ever, ever, ever .... win the EPL title .... it causes gas ...
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll have to remember that one. <whistle>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The Liverpool board is the hub of all not606 activity where all the best posters live. :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 27, 2016
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Harsh on the other boards..

    But true.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 27, 2016
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