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Spurlock said:
Got munchies, contemplating a halal Spicy chicken fillet Burger from the Kurdish lads down the road.
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Only got £1.50, Gonna grab me one of those Fillet/processed ring burner burgers from Sam's chicken shop
 
Got the wander lust again .... Currently pouring over flights to Sri Lanka or San Francisco maybe with a stop over in Reykjavik
 
Spurlock said:
I told you I get you Fosse. Sometimes I'm there before you. Morning Fosse.


Morning all x
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... morning mate ... got a cunning plan for when I get in to work this morning ... gonna skip up to the Costa and ask for a caramel latte ... should have some on here reaching for the temazepam in anguished frustration... :)
 
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FosseFilberto said:
... morning mate ... got a cunning plan for when I get in to work this morning ... gonna skip up to the Costa and ask for a caramel latte ... should have some on here reaching for the temazepam in anguished frustration... :)
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Just leave ur cardigan at your desk <doh> bruh.
 
Did Yoga for the first time last night.

90 minute session, ended with half an hour of meditation and a little kip under a blanket. Thoroughly enlightening.

Ruined it by having fish and chips on the way back.


*cue ****e fosse quip*
 
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Chief said:
Did Yoga for the first time last night.

90 minute session, ended with half an hour of meditation and a little kip under a blanket. Thoroughly enlightening.

Ruined it by having fish and chips on the way back.


*cue ****e fosse quip*
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Did you have a Skinny Vanilla Latte with your chips?
 
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Chief said:
Did Yoga for the first time last night.

90 minute session, ended with half an hour of meditation and a little kip under a blanket. Thoroughly enlightening.

Ruined it by having fish and chips on the way back.


*cue ****e fosse quip*
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I did Yoga at Camp Bestival as it goes. Proper hippy tent.

Didn't go too well, fell over about 5 times and ended up accidentally rolling out the tent. Haven't tried it since <laugh>
 
Chief said:
Did Yoga for the first time last night.

90 minute session, ended with half an hour of meditation and a little kip under a blanket. Thoroughly enlightening.
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Does it work Chief? You reaching your Penial gland. Opening up that 6th sense? Or is it more a physical activity? Whenever I meditate...its troublesome...I struggle to get weed and pussy out of my mind.
 
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Spurlock said:
Does it work Chief? You reaching your Penial gland. Opening up that 6th sense? Or is it more a physical activity? Whenever I meditate...its troublesome...I struggle to get weed and pussy out of my mind.
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I meditated daily for about 6 years, no ****.

Then I got bored of Narcotics Anonymous and ****ed it off.

Good **** once you learn it properly though.
 
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