So last night I had some greens with my sunday tea and I can't stop farting today. I used the microwave for fear of sending the house up tonight. Clearly greens don't agree with me. What food makes you fart the most would you say? Drinks wise, I'm okay on lager but real ale sets me off too... Oh and do your own farts ever smell so bad that you actually feel a bit sick and want to do one... only to realise your arse is attached to you......? This happened in the gym the other day too and I felt for the poor folk running behind me. Proper room clearer.
If I ever take a takeaway pizza and have the garlic and herb dip, doesn't make me go anymore, but by god does it stink the next morning, yet as it's my own, has a nice fragrant smell, but to others i'd imagine it's enough to make you want to leave the room.
Forget the 'It has to be Heinz' slogan, it has to be Branston for me. A full tin and I could power a hot air balloon for two days <whoppee>
It straight up happened. lifted this off Wiki hahahahahah. Fart lighting, also known as pyroflatulence or flatus ignition, is the practice of igniting the gases produced by human flatulence, often producing a flame of a blue hue, hence the act being known colloquially as a "blue angel", "blue dart", or in Australia, a "blue flame".
About 20 years ago I tried Linda McCartney's Quorn Sausages (not a euphemism). Apart from tasting like cardboard, I've never farted so much or so rancidly before or since. Stay well clear.
Lots of fibre and roughage generally make me fart with ****, i.e. lots of vegetables....being veggie that means I fart A LOT.
I saw him on a Norwegian chat show once with the Swedish deputy prime minister as a guest and she was none too pleased with his rendition of her national anthem. Naturally a much watched video down the rugby club in Oslo.
The farts are back again today. Two ****ing days now. Went to see our biggest customer today literally clenching like I had a pole up my fat ass.
