I wasn't joking. There's no other club with more deluded fans than Liverpool. Mainly because the majority jumped on a successful bandwagon and have been waiting ever since for Liverpool to reclaim what they consider to be their rightful place at the top of the tree. Hence this is famous.
I know I am. I love a new signing. Great for the **** bank. However, me saying we're dead certs for the league is clearly me on the WUM - that's if I've ever said it?
Liverpool are decent. How did you boys do against them? Then again you was Away from home. Oh no you wasn't. Oops.
We've drawn against both Mouser sides. How did Chelsea get on, at home, to 'Pool? Oh, yeah. That's right. You lost. Oh, dear, Skiddy! You are pretty useless at this wumming lark! Best give it a rest, eh?
Ah, see, you cannot get away with that claim, the likes of Lightning and Pixie simply can never permit it. If you come out with a remark that is obviously meant in jest, those two clowns will take it at face-value and use it to beat you over the head.
