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Punching a Manager

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PleaseNotPoll, Sep 23, 2016.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Jose Mourinho has allegedly said that he'd like to punch Arsene Wenger's head in.
    Which Premier League manager, past or present, would you like to smack in the mouth?
    Which manager from outside of the football world deserves a good kicking?

    Legal Disclaimer: Don't beat people up after reading this thread, as it's not very nice, Ta. <ok>
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've always thought Pardews had a very smackable face.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Firstly ... I think Wenger would have him <laugh> ...

    Not sure any current Prem managers rile me enough to want to land them one ... Sir Alex might have back in the day ... remember us leading 2-1 at Old Trafford under Martin O'Neil with SAF ensuring 8 mins of added time by haranguing the fourth official by jabbing his finger on his watch ... ended 2-2 <laugh>

    'Outside of football' ... not really sure what you mean? ... sport or someone at work etc? ... been a few of those over the years <laugh> ...
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, I thought I'd give people an opportunity to vent! <laugh>
     
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    Seen a few comments and threads about this but yet to see someone question Mourinho wanting to hit a pensioner!
     
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    ... did he really say that? ...and seriously? ... haven't bothered looking to see if it's actually true...
     
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  8. Libby

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    Is there actually a quote?
     
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    It's from his book isn't it?

    I guessed he was trying to sum up his feelings of the time rather than saying he'd have actually hit Arsene had he gotten the chance. No idea though...
     
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    Rob Beasley has claimed in a book about Mourinho that he either said, emailed or texted this:
    'When Mr Wenger criticises CFC and Man United over the deal with Mata...I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face.'
     
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    Its from his book. Talksport were discussing it yesterday. Said if he ever saw him on the street and could get away with it then he would punch him smack in the face.
     
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    <yikes>

    Sounds like typical Jose... the irony being there's probably plenty out there who'd love to lump him one.
     
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    And that's just the Arsenal fans! <laugh>
     
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    They best get in line behind Liverpool fans first!!!
     
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    I'd like to turn Paulo Sousa into a farmer , kick him in the nuts and give him a couple of acres.I'd also like to see Sir " Mickey Mouse (Alex )picking up his teeth with a broken arm..
     
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    ... I sense some anger there Rufus... :)
     
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    Arry ****ing Redknapp
     
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    Brendan Rodgers. A fraud and a twat.
     
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    Good shouts both of you!
     
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    Especially after having those new pearly white's fitted.....
     
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