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Off Topic Sensible party policy suggestions (sensible ones please)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It's a cracking read, whoever wrote it.

    I hadn't laughed so much in ages. I still burst out laughing every time I imagine the giant Hampster wheels for prisoners!....<laugh>
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    The Sensible Party values your input

    No, I really don't think it would value my input, at all <laugh>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The Sensible Party has you on ignore. Please send your input somewhere else.
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Because he's mad.
     
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    Oh, yeah. I forgot. It's an important quality in a dictator though, to be fair.
     
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    Wonder if he's planning on invading Poland?

    And has he told the missus?....
     
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    Who knows what his thought process was when he decided that was a good idea.

    It's mind boggling even trying to come up with a scenario where that might have appeared even a vaguely 'sensible' shout.

    I think it's safe to conclude that he's batshit. <ok>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He's already done it. Nobody noticed. That's why he's so pissed with the place.
     
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    You couldn't ****ing make this up! From his own home page, accusing other parties of being, wait for it, narrow minded!...<laugh>

    HomeAboutPoliciesNewsContact Us
    The Sensible Party

    Welcome to The Sensible Party.

    Finally voting is fragmented between more parties than ever before. This is because voters are unhappy with the major parties due to their unwillingness to identify with large numbers of people. It is only when the British public is consulted as a whole over specific policies that sensible policies are supported. When it is left to political parties there are only narrow minded policies supported by a minority.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hey, that's not fair! He's a very broadminded bigot. Look at the size of his head. It must be broad.
     
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    As Tobes has mentined, Peter has also made the claim that the Sensible Party blog has nothing to do with him or 'his' Sensible Party.

    However this means that Peter decided to create his own political party, call it the Sensible Party without checking if that name had any other negative associations or had been used before (such as in a Monty Python sketch). And created a party with no policies, no support and no clear aims or objectives!

    The other option is that since the blog seems to share the same level of sensibleness to Peter's own posting, it is in fact his own blog and a precursor to him creating the political party - as it seems ludicrous that someone would create their own party without any policies!
     
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    Not as broad as his humongous arse!....
     
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    Not very sensible, really. Is it?....<laugh>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This is very true. You'd just join one and avoid mentioning anything even vaguely like a policy, as Donald Trump has.
     
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    Trump has a policy though - its called 'lets build a wall'
     
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    Oh, come on, that's not fair. What about the great Mexican wall? A policy straight out of The Sensible Party's own credo.
     
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