Off Topic Sensible party policy suggestions (sensible ones please)

The Sensible Party is a party formed by sensible people to promote sensible policies.
http://www.thesensibleparty.org.uk/page3.html

What could go wrong ?

Suggestions below please

 

The leader of this great new party is one of not606's own, the legendary and enormous @petersaxton

 

I think giant hamster wheels for our prison population is a great idea.

Get the poncing ****ers creating some electricity!

You heard it here second!

 

Compulsory salad lunches for fat ****s.

 

I've said already it's not new policies, but a new leader that's needed. I've also pointed out the Deputy Leader is currently giving me her full backing. I may put in for a leadership challenge.

If I win, I promise to make Britain great again and give special attention to the Deputy Leader. I also promise to put in place any and all sensible policy suggestions.

Vote for Treble... I put the sensi into sensible!

 

The Sensible Party may have been a bit of a daft name choice given....

and

http://thesensibleparty.blogspot.co.uk/

 

I think the website is a little too sensible, it needs a bit of 'danger' on the front page. Maybe a picture of an interracial marriage or a Gay couple kissing ?

 

It needs a picture of its leader, even if the picture is from 20 years and 10 stone ago

 

I'd like to see maths removed from education. Percentages are not relevant.

 

This is not a serious thread Treb

 

I think a sensible policy would be to clamp down on rogue landlords who provide slum housing for immigrants.

I'd also like to see a second kitchen tax.

You know it makes sense - Vote Sensible.

 

I would like to propose that every written sensible party policy ends with the sentence "Meanwhile at the Labour party".... it would just make us seem even more sensible.

 

As part of Border control we should be filtering out pick pockets, ATM thieves and terrorists.

Therefore I propose that everyone is asked the question at immigration; "Do you intend stealing ATM machines, robbing wallets or detonating a rucksack full of explosives during your stay in the UK?"

That'll bring back control

Sorted.

 

Some sort of 'rowing machine' would work better, that way it's the body's power rather than it's weight that is used for power, + it's more compact.

 

nah, a picture of an afghan hound wearing a ruck-sack

 

.... that picture should be prominently displayed at UK border control points and prospective immigrants should have to answer this question ..

"Would you marry this man if it meant you could stay in the UK?" ...

... I have a nagging doubt that this may have already been done in the past ...

 

Better to imprison hamsters instead as the cost of the wheels would be lower

 

The Sensible Party will make it compulsory for everyone to wear Sports Direct tracky bottoms and an egg stained grey cardy while walking the hound at the weekend. Taking a dog out will be optional.

 

We should enforce the 'Dogs must be carried' rule on the London underground escalators. Currently I see almost no-one complying as there are not enough dogs to go around....

 

and very sensible