I am awaiting a reasonable sample size to form. I only have 4 data points this far and would need more for a statistical proof. However I would have a degree of confidence in the theory at this point.
Damn you and your incontrovertible evidence and research. How can a mere mortal argue against such devastating evidence.
That horrible barslut was in there last night with her vile brat. Apparently when the schools were broken up recently, the kid was in there for the whole of her shift Poor little ****.
She might apply for a barmaids job at the Cheese, she has 6 kids and will find it harder to make ends meet without Brad's income.
Now now don't get nasty, or you will be thrown out. Although this is the Cheese so that comment would be classed as witty repartee.