Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Tell me, is the entire LCFC board a cover for a clown operation?

If it isn't, you ought to apply for a grant from the World Clowning Association.

Here's a link:

www.worldclown.com

Glad to have been of assistance.

 

... from what I've seen... only if he goes out on loan to the Championship ...

 

I've had Mane since the first match, done very well.

Good choice

 

Thank for that, Bambi.

Or should I now be calling you Bozo? (see my link to the World Clown Association)

 

Link's from his desktop

 

He looks ****e doesn't he? Looks like one of those Dutch 'winners' that will flop in England.

See Depay for example.

 

No. From my diary, actually.

 

... seen it .... are you known as "Bogus Vegas" on the circuit?

... but you can call me what you want Blaggins ... you've had a tough few weeks after all

 

Jeez! Give the lad a chance ffs! He's only played a couple of games!

 

Well, I can tell you for nothing that you won't want to be calling yourself Bambi on the mean streets of Vegas, Bozo. You'll end up in all kinds of trouble.

 

A couple of games too many it seems.

He's certainly no Firmino is he?

 

... has looked like little boy lost tbh ... Levy bought him on the back of seeing him once at Wembley where his key contribution was fouling the Dutch to a win ...

 

..or a Slimani ... looks like he could be a Soldado perhaps?

 

That's Levy for you. I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to have him at the mighty Liverpool.

These Spurs lads have no shame, it seems!

 

At least he was on the winning side, though, Bambi.

Let's hope he can do the same for us.

 

I certainly don't, mate.

 

If you mean that he's not a flimsy ladyboy that disappears for months, then I'd agree.

 

It's Loldado

I coined that name around 2014(ish).

People abroad still use it to this day.

 

... you tried that at the Bridge last season ... ended in tears ... careful what you wish for...

 

It was one of your better ones, that's for sure.