Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

You're right. He's more like one of those white spastics who blocked the runway of London City for Black Lives Matter

 

Biko is world famous ffs.

Listen to the Biko druuuuuum.

FTQ.

 

Barton did pretty much the same at QPR but we had better things to focus on in Nigelshire , there is no disputing that he is/was head and shoulders above any other player in Scotland apart from Maddison .

 

Barton was a big draw down in England too. Otherwise no **** in Scotland would have heard of him.

You spastics lapped up his ***** pish and tabloid adventures just as much as the spastics up here are.

 

He was over the hill when Newcastle sold him to QPR about 6 years ago played well at Marseille and helped Burnley get promoted but obviously Burnley didn't think he could cut it in the Premier so he is now playing at a lower level.
He's a spastic but it's true.

 

Burnley offered him a new deal. Nice try though.

 

Is that a Twitter in-joke?

 

Not sure at 34 he would get much game time at Burnley.

 

No one gave a **** about Barton

Last time he was spoken about down here is when he claimed he was better than Lampard/Gerrard, more than 5 years ago ffs

 

Barton's the biggest story in Nigelshire too. All major media outlets running stories and interviews about his new autobiography.

 

Desperate stuff from the pub league supporters

 

Not really, just telling it how it is. All major news outlets have Barton's autobiography release as one of their main headers.

Them's the facts, T.

 

All major news outlets were running stories about a cake contest moving to Channel 4 it doesn't mean anyone gives a hoot.

 

He's not been in the news since he left for Marseille, he's only got these interviews because he acted like a **** in your ****ty league.

No one gives a **** about Barton down here, people think he's a talentless bellend.

One of the best players in your pisspoor excuse of a professional football league though

 

It's all about the Glasgow Rangers, folks.

SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE

 

WUM Score: 0.7/10

 

^^^^ Kirung just received a text msg alert from those keywords

 

Sorry if you treat FACTs as wumming

 

English football fans talking about a player and a league they don't rate.

 

Actually, unsurprisingly, it does. They don't report on stories and put them as their headlines because no one cares. What you really mean to say is that you don't really care, but that's not true either, otherwise you wouldn't be here talking about him.