Are you sure Elland, granted you have to score both, but there's a big difference between a girl and a goal............one has a lot of holes for starters, but both can bring screams of delight. While both are hard to score, once you have you feel great about it........just make sure you don't get offside......
You've clearly never had a great night out which ends terribly when you wake up & see the munter beside you snoring like billy-o. Sadly, people like this loosely qualify to adopt the term 'girl'.
It's the old computer GIGO concept - Garbage In, Garbage Out. Can't blame the hardware, matey (.... although I do sympathise & have done many times myself ).
The problems of living in Scotland ay Jock ? no wonder you came to England.Had a few beers and thought you went to bed with this. only to wake up to this ay.
I hope not. I just don't like know nothing experts. I didn't mean to upset the good people of Gipton. I can see how they could be offended by the suggestion made.
I have Jock, quite a few in Germany after a big night out, German beer can send you temporarily blind...... I'm presuming you realised it was a play on words.....
Was due a rest anyway .... Phil Hay @PhilHayYEP 6m6 minutes ago Bit of early team news - hearing that Pontus Jansson has been struggling with illness. Cooper and Bartley likely to start at CB. #lufc
If true, good news all round. Opportunity for someone to push for a starting spot idc when the result matters. Also helps to ensure Jansson will be fit for Saturday