Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/19/joey-barton-interview-conflict-rangers
You would think the **** was Zidane ffs.

 

getting your fix early today ciaran?

 

Why the **** would you think he was Zidane, Joey Barton's name is clearly in the headline and there are even a couple of pictures of him, yet you think you are reading about Zidane?

 

I think those schools are to blame. Barton just generally talks about him being a twat.

He even says

 

Front page Joey in trouble
Back page Joey snubbed Celtic

Huns must be paying overtime

 

Celtic chief executive Peter Lawwell has denied that the club made a last-ditch attempt to sign Joey Barton before he finalised a move to Rangers, saying the player has been misled by an agent.

Barton has claimed that Celtic wanted to sign him after Rangers' interest became public, and said he was approached by an agent acting on Lawwell's behalf.

However, the Celtic chief has issued a statement denying interest, saying instead that an agent had approached him and that Barton was keen to move to Rangers' city rivals instead of penning a deal at Ibrox.

"I think Joey's been had by a bit of a matchmaker here," Lawwell said.

"I remember it well, we had just announced Brendan as our new Manager and I was with our company secretary in London at the time. An agent called me saying that Joey was going to sign for Rangers but he would really prefer to come to Celtic and were we interested in signing him, but it wasn't something we wanted to pursue.

"These things happen to players sometimes in football, but needless to say we wish Joey well at his new club".

 

**** off Tuna!!!

 

They will be BEELING

 

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Lawell with a wee snidey dig there, saying 'obviously we wish Joey well at his new club'.

Hate that fat bastard.

 

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“But, after Celtic, I’m having to sit here and take it on the chin – however unjust I feel that is. It’s difficult when I’m playing at a level which, clearly, I’ve not played at before. It’s a much lower level and I’m trying to help people get to a higher level. They think me helping is me trying to say: ‘You’re not good enough.’ It’s difficult.”

**** is unbelievable - criticism is unjust

 

Everyone talking about Joey
Excerpts from his book in national tabloids
Wouldn't have got this staying at Burnley

 

A sad indictment of Scottish society.

 

Sophie Ellis Bextor was found dead at the house of a former French footballer. It was murder on Zidane's floor

 

Barton is the biggest thing in your tinpot league.

Lolzy

 

Toby desperate for some attention again guys.

 

I like Toby

 

Only because he sees himself as the Steve Biko of Not606. That's why you like him.

 

After googling to see who Steve Biko is, I have to disagree with the above statement.