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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Sep 19, 2016.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Singapore noodles. Hot!!...
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    If you speak to anyone from the Liverpool board they will answer that question with a yes. However, in reality, I'm under 12st :)
     
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    Zanjinho, Sep 19, 2016
  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah but if you're only 4'2" then that makes you a fat bastard.
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Good job I'm not 4' 2" then <laugh>
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Fish Fingers

    One hand
    HIAG's missus
     
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    Stan, Sep 19, 2016
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Skinny jeans hipster Kaant.

    How's your beard coming along?
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I used to be a fat bar steward like Jurgen but I got stretched.<laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 20, 2016
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He can't be 12 stone. I've seen a photo of his head and it's ****ing massive.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016
  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    We aren't talking about that kind of stretched, Skiddy you pillow biter.

    Good morning.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2016
  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Poor @Jurgen he is going to get bombarded with PMs from Comm now.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2016
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh> Sounds rich coming from a self confessed player of the pink oboe! Good morning to you too.
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Stop derailing the thread <doh>

    anyway.....a slice of toast and 3 fried eggs....i will upload recipe later.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2016
  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Mackerel and chocolate sauce ... a melted bounty is probably the most extreme base for the sauce...

    Recipe:

    Take a bounty ...

    ... nah .....I really wouldn't bother ... I blame Esther Bloominfoul ... watched the daft fooker a few time and thought I might out-gross him ... think it worked ... <laugh> ...
     
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  15. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Hey, Skiddy!

    Why don't you tell us about your recipe for hot Thai sausage?

    You like a bit of hot Thai sausage, don't you, mate?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 20, 2016
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    #8
     
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  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    #4
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 20, 2016
  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    By the way, I take your silence as a definite "yes."
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Sure, take one small Welch wiener
    Ok,
    Ingredients
    1 wiener (Welch's)
    2 Thai red chillis
    1 crack (Spurlocks)

    Method
    Cut chillis lengthways and ram into crack
    Insert wiener
    Push in & out for 10 seconds ( your record)
    Garnish with dust.
    :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 20, 2016
  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Some of these recipies are ****.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 20, 2016
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