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  1. barnsley_boy

    barnsley_boy Member

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    First one.

    Why do kids think it's 'cool' to sit on the top deck of a bus?
     
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    barnsley_boy, Aug 5, 2011
  2. Cosmic_LUFC

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    better view on the top deck
     
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    Cosmic_LUFC, Aug 5, 2011
  3. EDGE

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    If you sit at the front of the top deck and take a Wii steering wheel with you, you can pretend that you are driving the bus.

    Some buzz
     
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    EDGE, Aug 5, 2011
  4. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Why do teenagers think it's cool to have their jeans half way down their arses?

    they look like ****s.
     
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    The Dandy Highwayman, Aug 5, 2011
  5. barnsley_boy

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    In Barnsley that would be classed as a negative! <ok>
     
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    barnsley_boy, Aug 5, 2011
  6. Cosmic_LUFC

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    they're all rent boys so it's easy access
     
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    Cosmic_LUFC, Aug 5, 2011

  7. Cosmic_LUFC

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    ha ha I understand that..used to go to barnsley to the market with me gran
     
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    Cosmic_LUFC, Aug 5, 2011
  8. Southsideblue

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    did you ever get any offers?
     
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    Southsideblue, Aug 5, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    So that the girls can sit on top of the driver's periscope with no knickers on.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 5, 2011
  10. Cosmic_LUFC

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    me gran did...
     
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    Cosmic_LUFC, Aug 5, 2011
  11. TommyNooka

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    Simply to get as far way from the driver as possible so they can increase they're 'cool' factor by smoking/burning the seats/writing illegible tags/sharing their 'cool' music by playing it on their phone, it's a privilege just to breathe the same air as these 'hipsters' really!!
     
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    TommyNooka, Aug 5, 2011
  12. Sam Axe

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    I would also like to know the answer to this. Everytime I see a teenager with their jeans hanging low I want to scream at them 'PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS ASS HOLE'
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It would be better if you said "ARSE HOLE", otherwise you're also guilty of an irritating Americanism <whistle>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 5, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

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    maybe he thinks they are a hole filled with donkeys?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 5, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    Ah it doesn't matter which term you use as they both amount to the same thing
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  16. RinoGattuso

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    Why do older ****s come on the Internet to moan, there's free porn site's, go have a ****.
     
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    RinoGattuso, Aug 5, 2011
  17. Sam Axe

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    Don't need porn as I can get a woman <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 5, 2011
  19. Lucaaas

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    It's like sitting at the back of a normal bus. You're asserting your dominance over the rest of the scum on the bus.
     
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    Lucaaas, Aug 5, 2011
  20. Sam Axe

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    The people who sit at the back of the normal bus are wannabes who only think they are hard but in reality if you squared up to them they run a mile. That has been my experience of those people anyway
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
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