Suicide

Much to the disappointment of some on GC I've never contemplated doing myself in but wondered what the rest of you manic depressives have considered or would advise the unstable to try in order to end it all.

Jumping from a 20 storey tower block works a treat, one firm I worked for had the pleasure of having to clear up after the leapers fell to earth. If you've ever thrown a water balloon out of a window it will give you an idea of the mess that can be made.

I can take or leave it if I please.

 

Jump in a time machine and go to a Liverpool game in the 80s

 

Death by tedious Metro inspired threads

 

Maybe Medro committed suicide

 

Don't do it Grove...


...but if you need any help with that...

 

Car exhaust folks.

Supposedly you feel sleepy then go for a kip and when you wake back up you're dead.

 

Marriage seems to be the way most men choose to kill themselves (slowly).

 

I'd hate waking up dead. Heard it's wurst than a hangover.

 

I tried killing myself once. I was going to take 100 aspirins but I felt much better after two.

 

oh my uncle billy
had a 10ft willy
and he showed it to the lady next door,
she thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now its only 5ft 4

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I didn't know John Prescott played banjo.