A friend of mine used to do the BBC Sport website live text for the cricket. If you've ever read it then you'll know that they ramble on about all sorts of **** while the game is ambling along. I used to get him to drop things like Beatles songs into the text and we'd bet on how long it would take for a member of Joe Public to spot it and email in. I once bet a lad in the office that I could make him "famous" within ten minutes. Soon enough a line appeared on the BBC cricket text naming him and telling him not to agree to stupid bets that he couldn't win.
.. come on .. I'll bet you started humming the tune ... just couldn't stop yourself ... ... our lot love it ....
Maybe it would be better if it was one of those Ronald McDonald ****ing clown shoes you have on your avatar