Ok Mr. Air, We can fix your car but I'm afraid it won't be cheap. The perpetual motion device is knackered. The router conduits need cleaning. It doesn't look like you have reticulated splines for a few years.
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick. Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact. On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog" The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick. Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk" The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service please log in to view this image
****in hell that's all gonna hit deep You'll have to squat in the cheeze and remortgage then rent out your house
Been to eat at this little indian restaurant tonight ... south indian style food, sort of place where most customers are Indian and they only take cash, they had a special extra sink on the way to the toilets to wash your hands as you eat the food with one hand, messy like I ate/drank: Mango lassi Pani Puri x6 Dahi Puri x6 Chilli Paneer - big plateful Madras Masala Dosa - which looks like this, near 2 feet long and stuffed in the middle with the tomato, coriander, special spicy powder, onion and potato mix, kinda like a crispysoft pancake crossed with a pasty ... delicious, the sauces from L-R are hot chilli, coconut, mint, onion and lentil (like a gravy)
It would have been more pleasant taking a trip to Cantrell Farm instead of Fleetwood. God-forsaken hole
She had a party with friends on the weekend, we just had a KFC and watched The Secret Life of Pets (garbage).
**** that they already tried that but i pointed out major components should not be dying after 4 years suggested they ring VW UK. worked VW supplied part free of charge and labour was half price so went from £1500.00 to £180.00 obviously i may have been ripped off for £180 but could have been much much worse
Well done! I have the brother in law do my car. Bmw master mechanic. Got rear brakes, rear shocks, wishbones, sump gasket done recently. Getting a labour free price basically.
Got served by this ****ing fit as **** girl in the bank the other day, nice curvy hourglass figure, big arse and tits Because of what I needed doing I receive some docs that had her name on them so I found her on Facebook with a bit of stalking Should I add her on there ?? Saw she's got a boyf from her profile though
