Who told you I did time? Ah well, the truth had to be revealed sometime. I was an angry young man. There were 20 guys from Saff Lahndon who insulted my Scottish heritage. Wasn't a fair fight....... ....... never even let me go to their funerals!
No, that was in the nick. That's when they found out what the sgian dubh is for. At least it cleared the wing out. Afterwards I felt humiliated, as I realised that I'd helped the tories by getting the prison overcrowding numbers down by 50.