I copped a look at the little buggers in the mirror and it looks like my anus is sprouting purple Evil Minions. I won't be able to watch Despicable Me for a while.
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Tried that and they popped right out again. Knowing my luck they are not Emma Freuds and I've got a prolapsed ar*ehole or a herniated ring piece.