Trump or Hillary ?

neither

 

@Holden Chinaski

Right Wing :
1. Heterosexual
2. Work and pay taxes
3. Love England
4. Support the right to hunt foxes and smoke in public

Left Wing:
1. Bat for the other side.
2. Disability benefits and Jeremy Kyle Show
3. Love Daytime TV & Daily Mirror
4. Support right to have 8 kids and a widescreen TV and you pay for it.

 

Bloody hell, where have you been ?

 

Maybe we should start a thread about the nature of reality?

 

I resent this entirely. I support the right for people to have as many kids as they want, and a projector as TV's just won't cut it.

Decent fishing attempt otherwise.

 

Right Wing-
1Liam Fox and Adam Werrity
2. Lord Rothermere doesn't pay his taxes neither do most builders
3. Never seen a Shakespeare play, or read Dickens or Thomas Hardy, all of whom are very English.
4. This is indeed the correct definition of a right-winger!

 

The libel lawyers are watching

#PlatonicFriendship

 

1. Definitely not true (I know that for a fact)
2. Peter Mandelson & Keith Vaz
3. Rod Stewart, Rab C.Nesbitt and The Krankies
4. Nothing wrong with killing vermin for pleasure, & tobacco is a lot more delicious than haggis.

 

''I know for a fact''. There is a popular Karl Pilkington meme that comes to mind.

 

1. Mrs T had Jimmy Savile round for Christmas dinner more than once.
2. David Mundell and Justine Greening.
3. Milord Mandy is a right-winger.
4. Proper Cockney, that Rod Stewart.

 

Oh no - you've mentioned Mrs T. You've done it now, FHB.

 

Can't agree with that, Vol - unless you are alluding to human vermin...

I would sooner wipe out a drug dealer than a cockroach.

Rats, foxes et al thrive because of man's greed and sloth.

Carry on, please.

 

And tobacco after a large helping of haggis (yum!) is pure joy.

 

I'd say I'm pretty progressive and don't hold any of them attributes. Know for a fact that I'm not right wing or borderline nationalistic.

 

1. Tony Blair
2. Rupert Murdoch's wife
3. The Peoples Princess
4. Education, education, education

 

Bush underrated but critical of Blair? Blue tinted glasses?

 

Can't agree with you about foxes Ponders - they are a bloody nuisance. They pull the dustbins over and sh!t everywhere. Really unhygienic creatures that have no place in cities in particular.

Blair's public smoking ban was Nanny Statism at is worst.

 

Lady Marge (RIP) will always be an anathema for Hairy Lefties like you and & @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious because she destroyed so many of your certainties, such as deserving to go 6 weeks without having your bins emptied ('caring Left?) and paying £1 to mine a lump of coal that you couldn't sell for a penny on the market.

She also - entirely justifiably - used the Whingeing Jocks as a Guinea pig for the Poll tax

God Rest Lady Marge - what a woman !

 

''Blairs smoking ban''.. extended pretty much around the world.

And again, left centre. A Blairite I think I was referred to.

 

I do wish people would use the correct football terminology ..... it's 'inside left' young man, as opposed to left wing