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LETS SACK GARY MONK AND PUT JOHN CLEESE IN CHARGE !

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by sniffer1, Sep 11, 2016.

  1. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    AFTER ALL WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE ! Ministry of funny walks has nothing on this team and manager , best get john cleese in and he will whip them with a branch into shape , and also he might put a smile on the faces of the players .
    If we got the monty python team in the dressing room before each match that would surely get them laughing before the match then as the players are ready to leave to go to the tunnel , each one should bend over the physio table and be whipped until he says WE ARE GOING TO WIN , I AM GOING TO GIVE 100% AND SHOUT IT OUT LOUD !!! whats your thoughts ???
     
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  2. patb

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    ain't no veneer in here
     
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  3. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    What's our thoughts ?


    Hard to get past the (you being an idiot)thought tbh.
     
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  4. Marcos Barber

    Marcos Barber Well-Known Member

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    Mr Fawlty, Mr Fawlty, someone's put Basil in the ratatouille - never mind the ratatouille can someone make Osso Buco out of SnifFEr??
     
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  5. davy

    davy Well-Known Member

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    Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear or a calf's cheek.
     
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  6. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    Can't make a decent footy team out of crap. (I got it in first, no prizes for second place)
     
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  7. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    cant take a joke eh ?
     
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  8. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    You may be right,not easy to be happy and jokey after sat.
     
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  9. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    read my post on SNIFFER TO BE NEXT MANAGER that will cheer you up ha ha in fact i will post it here for you incase you cannot find it ha ha
    sniffer to be next manager of leeds utd ha ha now someones talking sense , caps lock is working again ha ha , i could be installed as manager before saturday if leeds lose or even draw at home to blackburn tomorrow then i think gary monk should be sacked and sent out of elland road WITH A MONK ON !! ha ha i feel like like screaming if he takes off sako again one of the best players we have , and please please leave rob green ( behind the ears ) out of the team , he is the first to go under my leadership , my assistant will be vinny jones , ( who will knock sense into the defence ) and the formation will be attack attack attack , 3 strikers up front 5 in midfield ( 2 of the midfielders on the left and right side when leeds are attacking will run up the wings on either left or right wing and cross the ball into the box for the 3 strikers and when leeds are defending the same 2 midfield/wingers will get back and take position as left back and right back so the 2 central defenders will be joined by the 2 midfielders who have just run up the wings to cross the ball in , so then there will be 4 defenders back behind the ball when defending so in short as we kick off it will be a 3,5,2,1 formation with the 2 outside midfielders acting as wingers and when defending act as defenders this way leeds will rule the midfield , we also will have 3 strikers waiting for crosses coming in so there will be plenty of chances created , and also the 2 wingers will get back and cover in defence
     
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  10. davy

    davy Well-Known Member

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    I think that'll work SnIFFEr.
     
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  11. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    SnIFFEr for manager <ok> turning point tonight,3 wins and a draw from next 4.You heard it hear first.:wink:
     
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  12. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I hope you are going to split your winnings with him when it comes to pass.
     
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  13. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    You seem to have overdosed on sauerkraut in Berlin mate.
     
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  14. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TC your not laughing anymore <whistle>
     
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  15. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Think Monk is finally getting things to work. Hopefully Cellino is taking note & leaving things aloneuntill January when we sign the likes of Jansson on 3 year deals
     
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  16. Whitejock

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    Easy tiger! We've only beaten the two bottom teams. And it was far from easy. Other teams might pose more of a challenge.
     
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  17. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I just posted the same on another thread. Ffs I know the happy clappies are desperately looking for reasons to be cheerful but the last two games are a false dawn. We are still poor in nine out of eleven positions.
     
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