Daily Sport headline: Merseyside pensioner arrested for stealing duck from local pond to use in animal scat movie.
Scandal and confusion as Koeman streaks on the pitch after defeat, revealing bizarre Ken doll crotch.
Black Cats clean out of Luk Lukaku finally turns up and smashes in a perfect hatrick as the Toffees prove to be way to tough for toothless Sunderland EDIT: I've just jinxed the **** out of us here.
Haha!! Hope so! I'm expecting a tough game. Koemann is a top manager IMO but hoping the same Everton turns up that turned up at the end of last season - although you've got rid of that ****e centre half now so be interesting to see how it pans out. I wouldn;' be too unhappy with a draw TBH. We've not played too badly so far and could easily have taken a point from the games we've lost and could easily have beaten Southampton with a little luck on our side.
We're already more solid under Koeman, as opposed to Brown Shoes. I think it'll be a tight game for sure.
You there tonight? (or rather Here as I am currently in Sunderland!!) or just watching on telly? (Not a dig BTW - I don't get to away games any more unfortunately 0-marriage and kids put paid to that!!)
No mate, I'm watching on the box at home tonight. I only do a handful of aways these days and midweek games are a struggle full stop.
Why? Defeatist attitude is stupid. A point against an unbeaten side playing well isn't a bad result. Spurs aren't guaranteed a win against us next weekend either so can't understand you writing us off.
Not writing us off - all I meant was if we don't do it against Everton the "bad luck ?? " following us around will start to get in the players heads - I always want us to win and am not defeatist - I do have doubts about Moyes but not small minded enough to want him out - hes arrived in difficult times thanks to the FA inaction. I'm not forum savvy but am a solid Sunderland fan and don't feel good about our position - I'll be at the Palace match - a 3-1 victory (any win will do though) K T F
first 8 matches of the season and Hartlepool could beat us hehe, this lot must go out and say we cannot win a game before November, we must be in the bottom 3 for most of the season and play crap.