Off Topic Wid ye ? Paralympians

Was watching the Paralympics earlier and there was a cute ex-paralympic swimmer on the tele doing the commentary. I can't remember her name.

Anyway got me thinking, would a stump bother you ?

 

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I'm in.

 

Me too ...

 

She's hot. Absolutely.

 

I'm in again.

 

Are we the GC now?

 

It's looking like it mate....

The English & Welsh version minus the sectarianism

 

I was having a lads trip to St Ives about 10 years ago. Someone disappeared but we kept drinking till the early hours. When we got back to the camp site, one of those static camp huts - The first thing I saw when I walked in was 2 fake legs. I picked one up and started bashing my mate over the head with it and generally chucking it around thinking someone had found them or something....

I then heard some noise coming from one of the bedrooms. Being a twat I looked in - a saw my mate shagging this bird with NO legs. He **** himself for some reason and jumped up, she toppled off the bed and fell in a heap on the floor. By this time one of her legs had been thrown out the hut and was in the dark. She was dragging herself naked across the bedroom floor in total shock.

Definitely the highlight of the holiday.

People still call him stumpy to this day, not just us. Everyone calls him stumpy, but most don't know the real reason!

He reckons he didn't find out until she started taking one of the legs off, and by this point it was too late to say NO

 

I'm an equal opportunities pervert.

 

Racist ****s just cos she's got no legs.

 

It pained you to point this out.


Good morning anyway Luvvy.

 

I've done a bird with one leg. I wasn't sure of the etiquette though, and whether licking her stump would have been either erotically pleasurable to her or completely off limits. So I played safe and fingered her arse.

 

True Gent. Society needs more people like you bruh.

 

Thanks mate

 

Back when I was 19/20 I had a paralympian with no legs. Amazing night of passionate sex in all sorts of positions. Proper goer she was, wanted to do it in the park under the stars.

When we got back to her house the next morning, her dad was surprised to see us, he thanked me for dropping her off, as blokes usually just left her in the tree afterwards.

 

Oh, Ffs!!!....

 

Looks very manly. That's probably why most have you have said yes tbh.

 

Kelly Cartwright is smoking hot, and has one leg

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You wouldn't leave that in a tree, would you?