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Off Topic I Have Nothing For Sale!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    They are useless without bristles, so would like to offer nothing for them. Thank you in anticipation.
     
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  2. Wherever

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    You'll get the brush off
     
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  3. UTRs

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    Just do not call the cat a knob head as you will have to buy something...
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Wow, a knob headed cat ? I'd offer more than nothing for one of those little kitties.
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Your about a week too late.
    This week, l'm after stripe paint to match my wallpaper ........... and my suit ............ and my tie ........... and my underpants ............... and
     
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  6. Wherever

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    Aussie is a stripper
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Yeh, paint stripper!
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    Still nothing for sale, so there !
     
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  9. San Diego

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    Even though they are not actually available I would like to let you know that I wouldn't buy them if they were. They are quite clearly used already. I can see they are stained with my paint.
     
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  10. UTRs

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    That's handy as I am not waiting for a new container load which won't take about two weeks to ship and another two waiting for customs clearance. This is because their was never a huge demand for them and didnt sell out fast being they were not on offer or for sale! The container is just pie in the sky!

    <laugh>

    How much more life can you all squeeze out of this absolutely nuts thread...

     
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    <laugh> I have dragged you all down to my level, whatever that is but it's good<cheers>
     
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  12. San Diego

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    I don't think I was very far away from your level :emoticon-0102-bigsm
    This is a fun thread, 13 pages is a fine effort <applause>

    More nothing to fill these pages coming soon!
     
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  13. San Diego

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    Any interest in animal print?

    I might have some imaginary tins of zebra, tiger or skunk knocking about somewhere.
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    Absolutely shedloads!
    I can see this thread lasting years.
    I've been talking crap and sweet nothings for frecking years and l can see no end to it!
     
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  15. Wherever

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    Absolutely that, I have nothing to add
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

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    Hey, I am considering painting a road crossing near my house, so your zebra paint may not be of interest to me. Out of interest, if I was interested in a tin, which I'm not, how much wouldn't it cost ?
     
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  17. Didley Squat

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    Moreso motoring ................. well, l'm talking skid marks on the undies!!!!!!!
     
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  18. San Diego

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    For you mate, nothing.
    No shipping fee, no wait time, no product.
    The perfect deal my friend, don't hesitate, order today!
     
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    Tempted - what a bargain
     
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  20. San Diego

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    You may be too late.
    It's amazing how fast you can sell nothing.
     
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