Sfarsitul saptamanii

http://www.commonsense.com/7-ways-t...teetotal-Metro-reading-****-is-beeling-or-not

 

The link didn't work, are you still high? Betty Ford says not to talk about your addictions when you are still using.

 

Woosh

 

I was listening to some twat of a comedian named Jim Jeffries (Aussie) and he was telling these yanks how racist the British were. Nearly spat of my frappuccino

 

Sadly 9 of those pages will be Toby & Grove throwing pishy Engloid insults at each other.

 

A 10 pager is a 10 pager, mate

 

He used to be funny when he lived in the UK. Now he's a boring **** who panders to ****ey American comedy audiences who want jokes about gun control and money.

 

With Venon bitching on the sidelines, as per.

 

Agreed, even if your thread gets hijacked by another topic it still counts.

On the subject of Weekenders

 

**** ****ing advice from Betty there. If you really want to know if your partner is an addict, simply stand between them and their bottle/pipe/works and try to initiate a meaningful conversation on a topic of your choice. If you can do that without getting brutaly knocked aside, you're golden

 

Are we still making jokes about Aldo knocking **** out of his missus? If so then there's definatelly a joke in there about that.

 

I see no reason to stop making such jokes. Aldos missus, Toby's jeans, Venom's boatrace - it's all good

 

There are 1980's Leith junkies who have carpets with a higher thread-count than Toby's jeans.

 

I blame the schools

 

Surely the fact that your partner has a bottle/pipe/works is in itself indication enough?

 

Depends. If I was stuck in a loveless marriage to you a wee hit of smack every now and then might just ease the contemplation's of a murder/suicide deal.

 

Is this a weekend thread?

 

Da.