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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 6, 2016.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My wee bro did that. Told him he was a **** and should have just got a ticket outside
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Definitely would have done that but wanted 4 tickets together in the custard fence. You have to get the right section for standing or they go all Nazi about it for some reason.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I thought that would have just been a free for all in there
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye me too the first time I went, then spent the next two years with everyone moaning like **** at me for making a **** of it.

    Basically the same as a seated ticket, except you're allowed to stand up without some fat pie in a 1998 away top screaming at you to "sit doon ah cannae see fur **** sake"
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Venom takes it up the custard fence .
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Also known as a "German breakfast" in some underground homosexual circles I'm definitely not party to.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You have been missed pal.
    Are you sitting in an office hating the others counting the minutes until you can leave ?
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm still in the same **** boring job as before the only difference is that the office near empty now and the few remaining people all look like startled weasels waiting to get ****ed by some larger predator.

    I'm safe until next March then will probably have to get a real job.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Did you have a 12 month stretch in prison?
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    2 years but bummed my way to an early release. Knocking on all my neighbours doors when I got home was the difficult bit.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Welcome back LorneBhoy. <applause>
     
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  12. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I never left
     
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