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I knew it It had to be him.

Looks like the first comment has got him sussed out.

 

You've got two factors to consider too.

(1) The good advice I'm giving you telling you that you look a right tard.
(2) The amount of people who've responded to you like a cockney(0 people)

If you had an ounce of self awareness you'd slap yourself and wouldn't stop until you're sensible. I do understand though. I was the clown too.... At school!

 

Rinsed him loads Com, he won't remember me because I've had that many user names and he's been rinsed that many times.

 

Are you going to bother waiting for his rapier wit reply?

 

Join the club. HIAG is the resident village idiot here. But he's got himself down as a self appointed 'wum master', so it means he keeps coming back for more

 

. Ha. I dont think the Spurs boys could handle a mackem invasion.

 

Do it

 

I'm sure that they would all quiver behind their keyboards at the prospect of a whole board full of Internet hard men calling them out for a straightener.

 

You would be with the mags playing mafia games anyway.

 

Aww wassup babes, broken your nail?

Did someone say your bum looks big in your dress?

 

4 hoes you uneducated **** stain of a man.

 

Never played, looks silly.

 

Take your handbag off you and you would be a wreck. You crossdressing webfooted pussy.

 

Yes your cousin Abdul. He stormed off in a huff when i suggested going to the Pig and Whistle for breakfast.

 

You lot wear the white dresses, flip flop.

At least mine are seethrough to show off my ample breasts

 

Hold on, Bri - you're talking too fast, man! There are some of the lads here who are not as familiar as I am with your thick, guttural dialect. Let me just translate that for them...

Lads, what Bri has just said is this. "You're a canny lad, for sure, HIAG! I absolutely love the way you lay waste to wumster wannabes with a rakish twinkle in your eye. Good on yer, son! I'm so ****ing glad that I don't ever get the urge to mix it with you, as I am no match for you, pal. You'd walk all over me, of that I have very little doubt, but thank God! we're friends. Incidentally, you're welcome round my house any time you like, pal. Make yourself at home, and help yourself to the beers in the fridge! You're my hero, HIAG!"

 

Meh.

We've seen off the West Ham gypsies before now. Trust me, you lot are pussycats compared to those boys.

I don't suppose you ever bumped into Raoul Moat wannabe, Lee? He could windmill with the best of them, but was no match for the Spurs firm.

You want to keep away from the West Ham board, Commie. It isn't a place for a clown-amateur like you, mate.

 

Me, you, billy, tel(he's not one of us but is clearly one of us, not by club but by the cut of his jib), tees and 83? We could start a world war together and carry out a civil war on our break for something to do.

 

No. He basically called you a dick. Which most would agree with.

 

I've seen Lord Of The Rings...I know how to handle an Orc invasion.