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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 8, 2016.

  1. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Clearly you have not paid attention to Ejaculation being Murder

    The man's a hero
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    I've been a mass murderer since about 11 years old then!

    I also wondered why the Beat Your Meat is Murder (see what I did there?) squad don't give women a hard time for wasting all those eggs? You can't make babies with sperm alone so isn't it also murder for women to have periods? Shouldn't they get pregnant as soon as they hit puberty and carry on knocking kids out every nine months until the menopause?

    I doubt they would want to expand on this theory much, easier to have a go at all us w*nkers.
     
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    The woman in the article seems to have done that.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What age are you m8? Late 20s?
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    looks like its all kicked off on here gbtp
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

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    There are literally thousands of cases like this happening every day.

    It's not safe on the internet these days, your computer grasses you up to the authorities if you complain about this sort of story.

    I hope they find a suitable home for the frog bunnies soon.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    What the **** are you on about ?
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    Depends.

    Which thread is this?
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    How does your computer know you are complaining and how does it grass you up to the authorities? .
    Your tone would suggest you think the "frog bunnies" are undeserving yet you hope they find a sensible home .
    Would this not be enough ammunition for your computer to snitch on you ?
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

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    The computer will flag attention to a controversial thread and then Will Smith reads it later to see if you should be crucified.

    I was being ironic. Sort of. Probably.

    We have already been snitched on. It's like when you look up Formula 1 ticket prices, the very next day, there are adverts for F1 tickets on many of the adverts.

    Coincidence?

    Oh please.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    Never saw an advert for linseed oil
     
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  13. Toby

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    You're nearly as stupid as brb ffs <doh>
     
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  14. Cruyff's Turn.

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    Recently stayed five days with a friend in Paris. By day three I was being bombarded with ads aimed at ex pats.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I always get 40+ dating website ads :huh:
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    Perhaps, but stupid is funny.

    Lucky you!
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    Scary isn't it?

    They claim it's all in pursuit of a more "personalised streaming" but it's spying!
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I don't use over 40 dating sites though.

    Tinder for this gentleman.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Hugh Briss

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    Next you'll be claiming to be under 40!

    They know about you...
     
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