Off Topic Lets create a story 4 words at a time.

To the local tip

 

From tickles car boot

 

Which unexpectedly opened revealing

 

several human body parts

 

and a pickled onion

 

which was very suspicious

 

Head and pickled onion

 

funny flavour for crisps

 

Cheesy with a bite

 

Standard on Orchard Park

 

10 quid with passion

 

20 with a lick

 

Pealing cheese toastie open

 

To abuse from the

 

Local pigs doughnuts optional

 

must have big hole

 

to fit your head

 

ahh but which one

 

Tolstoy once said that

 

Toy Story in China